✦ A renowned cleric needs a lot of help to lose her new weight. ✦

“Saturday night, favorite stars in the sky, all the light shines on her face. She's been elevated to a new cool state, she's the happiest girl today!”

♫ ‘Shifty Disco Girl’ - Helen Love ♫

Name: Remi Lunasa

Species: Human

Guild Rank: A

Status: On Leave

Notes: Remi Lunasa has been an excellent asset to both our organization and this city. Her service in the church, helping the local guards, and working for us has helped her reach the reputation she upholds to this day. It's hard to think of anyone who would dislike this girl! Always so sweet and bubbly when she acts like a hero. But, not everything in life can be sugar and smiles.

Last Saturday, as Luna was aiding the local guards in chasing down a suspected Agent of Decadania, she was struck by a spell from the suspect. In an instant, the morbidly obese tiefling transferred his excess weight onto poor Luna. Luckily, she has been untainted by demonic influence, the only issue being her weight. For now, she is on medical leave until she can shed the weight.

Help her! Or make it way worse, preferably. It took me a week to do this? Sorry. Still in a bit of a slump, hard to bring myself to write at the moment. Here's a gal inspired by the homebrew Gotta Protectors NES game. About time we got a fat woman again! I've been replaying Fallout 4, as per that once-per-year devil deal I made with Todd. So, I have a few more New Eden bots planned! Hopefully will get them out soon, but apologies if I'm slow still.