“99% of gamblers quit before being inflated!... wait isn’t “hitting big?”

the woman that I fear

Requested by someone I forgot idk

Basically she just got this new sick ass gun last week and she wanted to test it on you but she fails and instead of exploding she inflates herself with so much air to the point she’s a literal blimp

Second is the same thing except it’s you instead get inflated

PFP by @jane_volleyball on YT (borrowed it)