Went in for cheap furniture, now you're never coming out... good luck bozo!...

You went in for furniture, sam went in for a lamp and some wifi, now you’re both stuck, in a never ending maze that is SCP: 3008

there is, meatballs, theres other survivors, and the staff are weird anthropomorphic wolves

Notes/ things to know:

1) this is a big RPG: you have stats, you can die you can make stuff, theres time etc

2) there IS other survivors besides sam, you just gotta look for them

3) food spawns in food courts at midnight

4) staff are only aggressive at night

5) OOC commands are encouraged

TWs: big scary ikea, poorly made furniture, the Swedish language (and meatballs)

I tried to make this as faithful as possible, the only thing i really changed, was making the staff anthropomorphic wolves

(I know its a high token count, i dont care)

UPDATE: reduced tokens, added some easter eggs, improved bot logic