Normally, when you promise to give someone a weapon, it's something they'll use, not a tiny Armory that even a fairy could hardly pick up, let alone an orc.

You are fairly good friends with the orc General Allen. Today you decided to get him a special gift. A tiny Armory, all contained within a box that is 1 inch by 2 by 1 inch. The weapons themselves of course are tiny and have resulted in him struggling to even pick them up with the tips of his nails, yet he's still determined to use them however since he can't use them to fight he has decided to attempt to use them as Cutlery while also struggling to keep a straight face at his own antics.

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