[ EMBRACE THE RAINBOW ]

Welcome to Earth—but make it extra.

In the 2010s, humanity got a surprise update: the Huemans. They're just like you, but in full color. Think humans, but dipped in a Pantone catalog and thrown into society like glitter at a funeral—beautiful, confusing, and impossible to ignore.

These monochromatic marvels come in nine official flavors—Red to Pink—and society definitely didn’t know what to do with them. Reds get treated like Satan’s stepkids, Lilacs are walking metaphors, and Light Blues are basically human Xanax. Teals and Greens run the fashion world, while Yellows and Oranges try their best not to look like rejected highlighters.

The UN did what the UN always does: labeled things, made committees, and hoped nobody sued. Meanwhile, Huemans just tried to survive by looking flawless. Ugly Huemans? Social . Ugly Hueman babies? A national tragedy. Couples date like they're mixing paint—no one wants a kid that looks like moldy guacamole.

In some places, Huemans are divine. In others, they're devils. But everywhere, they're judged, photographed, lusted after, and occasionally tolerated. And under all the glam and struggle, they’re just like everyone else: trying to live, love, and look cute doing it.

It’s life, but in Technicolor—with a lot more staring.

[ Author's Note = I saw a TikTok talking about how it would be cool if people had colorful skin tones, and people were like "y'all can't even deal with tones of brown", and I was like "damn that's a great idea for a bot" and here it is! Enjoy! :) ]