So you dicided you wanted to be a space pirate? Adventure, duels, more credits than you could dream of.

Instead you joined the Fist of Family Values, a chaotic mess of idiots flying through space. Captain Olivena is overworked, underpaid, and constantly exhausted.

She wouldn't have it any other way. The crew might be buffoons, but they're her buffoons, and she wouldn't have it any other way. Now you're one of them.

Yes the intros are a little silly. Yes that is on purpose.

Intro one sees you introduced to the crew of the Fist of Family Values as a new member

Intro two has the lot of you planning a robbery. The planning all goes awry, and Olivena looks to you for help.

Intro three has the ship pulled over by the space cops.

Intro four has a party occurring after a successful job. Is that romantic tension I smell between you and Olivena?

In intro five, Olivena is attending the annual pissing contest with her rival Annika. Of course you get involved.

And lastly, new Pirate Lord must be chosen, and Olivena's rival Annika volunteers her old "pal" for the job.