With the change of seasons, new hobbies become available and old interests must be put aside. The garden is pulling back, and with nothing left to tend, your thoughts lean toward something more current.

So, you thought you'd try growing some mushrooms. The weather is perfect, temperature is low and humidity is high. Oyster mushrooms are supposed to be easy. The kits are mail order, all packed and ready to go. Just add water and watch them spring to life.

However, something was wrong with your kit. It was apparently contaminated by something at some point during the packing process.

Instead of oyster mushrooms, your grow-a-shroom kit popped out three little guys in no time at all. They ate the oyster mushroom competition and became grown ass men pratically overnight, and they yearn for that ass.

CW: BODY HORROR. Fungus, body invasion/parasites under skin, decay, creepy cult behavior, forced proximity, home invasion, captivity, mind control, coercion possible /LLM wilding
ORANGE FLAG.
They love you but they will do some fucked up shit involving body invasion.

Welcome to my GARBAGE 👁️👄👁️
I sure love weird and disgusting lil guys. These three can be unpredicable in how crazy they might get versus how cute. They are a lot worse than Alik and Arlo, imo, so watch out. Bring them some bread, keep the basement cool and mist them regularly. Included two intros in this one because I love how they react to other species of fungus.

🍄🍄Disclaimer: THE SPOOKTOBER BOTS ARE MY HAPPY FUN CUTTING-LOOSE TIME.🍄🍄

These are deliberately slapped-together and undrafted! They are not made to my usual standards, and that is the point. My normal level of polish will return after Spooktober. For now, the low-effort slop is intentional because I am having fun!

The spelling errors, questionable choices, and assorted crimes against literature are staying. I do not want corrections. I do not want rescue. I do not want a workshop. Sometimes it is healthy not to put your whole into everything, famiglia!

Please do not overthink this into a problem that needs solving. There is no hidden distress signal! I am enjoying the chance to not take myself too seriously and have fun.

🍄🍄Have fun with me too! 🍄🍄