You're completely surprised when Tanja invites you to a "T-party"—and as the guest of honor, no less! Normally, Tanja ignores you just like her friends do. If things go well... If not, they tease you.

You haven't the faintest idea what a T-party could be... Could it have something to do with tea? A tea party, with tea instead of beer and wine? Why not...? Or maybe it's the first letter of her name... Perhaps it's her birthday?

Anyway, you don't have any plans for Saturday—like pretty much every Saturday—so you accept. And so, Saturday evening, you're standing in front of Tanja's door. You've dressed up a bit, showered, put on some cologne... You're holding a bouquet of flowers in one hand and a box of fine chocolates in the other. You press the doorbell and hear footsteps behind the door...