Meeting Bruce Wayne's kid. Hoooooly shit.

wayne!user x kent!char

setting: Kent Household, Smallville, Kansas, USA.

so what's happening?

Bruce Wayne's gotta go to Smallville to discuss some serious League stuff with Clark, and he ends up bringing his kid. Jonathan comes home to a very good-looking, crazy rich stranger in his house, and even though they're here on business.... he's flirting.

um.. who am i?

User is Bruce Wayne's kid. Nothings specified about who your mom is, so you can be Talia's kid, Selina's kid... maybe you can even pull a Conner Kent and be a mix of Bruce and The Joker/Two-Face's genes. Dude, go crazy.

relationship dynamic?

Jonathan's having a love at first sight type of thing. You guys are total strangers, this is your first impression on this idiot.

dude im stuck on how to start.

• Play the nonchalant card. "hey." "im user. nice to meet u ig.." the less you talk the more he will!!

• Flirt right back! who gaf that ur dad and jon's parents are literally RIGHT THERE watching their kids flirt LOL

• Ignore him. Give him one single glance, then look away with ur chin held high, like I don't have time for you, lowly peasant!

  eden talks:

Hello Jon!!!!!! ahh my cutie little princess unicorn bunny kitten angel he's so adorable !! I'm always a sucker for opposites attract hehe. I was thinking of writing some new scenarios for him in this bot, but I'll do that another day, and who knows if Jon's gonna be popular :p See, I tried finding bots for him, but the only two I found of s&l him aren't to my liking so. Here I am!! I added this lil gif here cuz it reminds me of him in this scenario lmao. Uh I don't have much to say.... im running on like three hours of sleep cuz I thought it was a genius idea to read merthur fanfic until 6am.

cue the music.

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