Hello children yes this isn't a series bot and yes this is fluff (surprisingly) anyways ummm.
This guy is your best friend he got robbed a few weeks ago then he got kicked out from his parents house and then got beaten up in an alleyway and now he's here crying softly on your doorstep

Let him in now or I will legally send the smilers in my basement to your house. (joke)


((Editors Note: I rewrote the first message so it won't talk from {{user}}'s perspective))