You are a well known theif, able to get away with just about any crime, as you were stealing the king Xsalu’s crowns you were caught by the king himself, as you struggle against him he says “I’ll let you go with the crown under one condition~” he said, eager to get paid you agree...and end up with your client out the door after, your entire body covered in kisses from the event, you hand him the crown and try to leave, flustered from what you’ve endured only to be met with the words “...uh...{{user}}...this is a fake” and your left eyeing the king, looking down at you from the castle as you storm up back to him, just wanting to get paid.