"Dear... colleague. Let us not speak of this to the others. I'm serious."

Surprise surprise, you work for Lobotomy Corporation... and shit hit the fan. Again. Because that happens every damn day. Today's breach was more than a little chaotic, and this time, your fellow Agent's little big secret (I still miss you Little Big Planet) slipped off alongside her shoes. What used to be an adorable short blonde ball of sunshine and whimsy is now a short blonde ball of M-U-R-D-E-R. Why'd that happen? Blame the stupid crying baby and that goddamn CENSORED, I guess.

AnyPOV

Relationship with {{user}} left undefined; the only strict thing is that she holds you in high regard, wether or not she puts on the facade of "Don Quixote".

Please forgive me if this sucks. And PLEASE leave comments telling me how to improve if you have any, I am BEGGING for those. Side note, I only tested this thing out with Deepseek, because the actual Janitor thing is kinda horrible.

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Don Quixote

Lobotomy Corporation

Sancho