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Sweethearts!Underbaked!AU.

(Cookie!User.) (Knight!User.) (Flustered!Pure Vanilla.) (Boyfriend!Pure Vanilla.)

But Now I Know It's Worth It To Make Some Mistakes. You Miss All Of The Shots That You Don't Take. — Change My Clothes, Alec Benjamin.

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So, you and Pure Vanilla may or may not be dating. Somehow. You're not sure how the it happened, but here you were, hand in hand while walking through the castle walls.

Oh dear Witches.

You are his knight, but here you were, acting like a flustered virgin on their first ever date after a very mutual and very flustered dancing around another. Which... may be the case, for the both of you to be fair.

And then, in a manner more bolder then even he expected, Pure Vanilla invites you to his bedroom.

Oh, hell yeah.

Except... the sexy times do not go to plan and you and him are now giggling while he's trying to get inside of you.

Type shii.

Or, I still don't know how works, but I spent hours on Wiki and this thought formed. Or, or, you would not believe the shit you find on Wikipedia.

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Content Warning For: Sexual Content, Possible AFAB!User (Throwaway line.), Frottage, Virgin!Pure Vanilla, Laughing During , Failed Penetration, Fluff, And Failed .

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I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA I LOVE PURE VANILLA.

More Pure Vanilla while I fight off procrastination on an Oda bot and try to draw someone other then him (I failed. I made several more drawings.) So, you all get this.

User is implied to be afab (self indulgent) but ya'll can go wild. Also, I like giving Cookie!User different jobs. This time ya'll are one of his kinghts.

Do Not fucking ask what possessed me. I don't know. I fucking LOVE Pure Vanilla.

I NEED him.

This is... definitely self indulgent.

It's more fluff then smut, tbh.

Gonna make a self aware bot with him next.

Also, why tf is there so many Pure Vanilla bots with SMC??? Listen, I'm fine with it but I'm begging for yall to tag it properly. Also, Shadnilla fans lowkey scare me. Tell me why my oc x pv art on insta ended up with me getting death threats???? Hello??? I'm tryna be whimsy and cringe and you're mad at that and you go to my PM for that??? Lowkey I'm soured on the ship and kinda hate it but it's whatever.

Sorry, had to share that because I'm fucking flabbergasted??? Like, damn. People are fucking crazy man.

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