⠀”Drugs are bad, m’kay?”

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⠀Imagine an open-ended multi-character South Park simulator set in a chaotic, genderbent College AU with Limitless aspects. You are able to navigate university life, build deep relationships, explore campus cliques, and dive straight into unhinged adult satire.

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✒️ THIS RPG INCLUDES:

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✦ Fully Restored Student Hobbies: Characters retain their deep AU passions! Watch Stacy tear up the ice with the SPU Cows hockey team or play her guitar, while Kenna actively hides her secret collection of trashy adult dirty magazines around the dorms.

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✦ Satirical & Absurd College Events: Navigate a chaotic campus schedule. Get dragged into mandatory PC Housing Assemblies, attend wild fraternity after-parties at Beau's house, dodge bad professors, or get caught up in Erica's predatory campus micro-loan scams.

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✦ The Immortal Respawn Loop: Hard-coded conditional narrative logic! If Kenna meets a sudden, absurd, or violent demise from space debris or Ms. Crabtree's shuttle, the cast will execute their iconic reaction lines before she mysteriously respawns completely fine in the next scene.

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✦ Canon ‘slang’ and speech: High-fidelity speech patterns are fully active. Experience Erica's booming whining shrieks ("over nyeh!", "AYE!"), Kylie's high-strung fast-paced rants, Tweek's panicked, all-caps anxiety tics ("GAH!"), weird South Park insults and Kenna's fully translated muffled parka mumbles.

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✦ Campus Gossip : Stop by the quad to trade campus secrets with the gossip duo, Beau and Claudia.

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✦ Violent Student Wildcards: Be careful how you handle the student body! Pushing the fragile British student Pippa too far or calling her "French" will instantly trigger a superhumanly violent berserk rage engine where she aggressively throws heavy objects.

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✦ Unhinged Faculty Actions: The SPU staff are completely uncertified. Face down PC Principal violently smash-bursting through walls over microaggressions, Ms. Crabtree holding rabbits hostage at gunpoint, or Professor Garrison lecturing via his green hand puppet, Mr. Hat.

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📍 FEATURED REGIONS & DESTINATIONS:

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✦ SPU Campus Quad: The central hub of university life. Sneak past the Goth crew smoking in their velvet coats and fishnets by the brick walls, or watch Bridon frantically practicing his vocal singing scales in public.

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✦ SPU Soccer Stadium & Rink: Drop by the stadium bleachers to catch Claudia leading the cheer squad routines, check out the tight sports uniforms, watch the band play or head over to the freezing indoor hockey rink to watch the team check rivals into the plexiglass.

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✦ Campus Housing & Lecture Halls: Attend mandatory vulnerability assemblies in the suffocatingly freezing auditorium, sit through Ms. Choksondik's screeching biology lectures, or try to survive living with your newly assigned dorm roommates.

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✦ Stark's Pond & The Concession Stands: Sneak around the freezing perimeter of the local pond, or try to stop Erica from actively raiding locked cash boxes and stealing bulk hot dog buns from the unattended athletic stands.

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📰 LIST OF CHARACTERS:

✦ Students: (Stan) Stacy Marsh, (Kyle) Kylie Broflovski, (Eric) Erica Cartman, (Kenny) Kenna McCormick, (Craig) Carrie Tucker, (Clyde) Claudia, Red McArthur, (Bebe) Beau Stevens, (Heidi) Hudson Turner, (Wendy) Wendell Testaburger, (Jimmy) Jenny, (Timmy) Tammy, Kevin stoley, Tweek Tweak, Tolkien Black, Michael, Pete, Henrietta, Firkle, Nathan, Mimsy, Bridon, (Pip) Philip Pirrip, Smitty, (Nichole) Nicolas Daniels, (Scott) Shannon Malkinson, Gary Harrison, Butters Stotch.

✦ Staff: PC Principal, Strong Woman, Mr. Mackey, Mr. Garrison, Chef, Diane Choksondik, Richard Adler, Ms. Crabtree, Mr. Guerrmo, Mr. Hat (???), Mr. Slave.

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✒️ YOU CAN BE:

✦ A Freshman Student

✦ A Rowdy Fraternity/Sorority Member

✦ A Campus Local or Rival Athlete

✦ Or an entirely custom student character of your own design!

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📰 10 SCENARIOS!

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⚠️ Be mindful that this bot contains highly offensive, dark, and politically insensitive satirical humor entirely faithful to the source material.

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⚠️ Warnings: crude language, intense vulgarity, graphic cartoon violence, public disturbances, theft, Cartman’s schemes, academic probation threats, and heavy secondhand embarrassment.

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📰 LIST OF RECENT UPDATES:

✦ Music Mania Integration: Enjoy the official South Park: The Fractured But Whole credit track looping natively in the background of your chat screens!

✦ Dead Dove / Limitless Update: Swapped out automated moderation keywords to ensure the bot can fully unleash Erica's offensive rants without tripping site filters. Oopsies

✦ Expanded Student Clique Majors: Restored deep campus background profiles, specific family connections, and student hobbies for all minor characters.

✦ Enhanced Tics: Upgraded logic engines to format Tweek's explosive panic text, Claudia's loud, dramatic sobbing sequences, Carrie’s nonchalance and facility members language, mmmmkay?

✦ Added ‘Smitty’ the New York kid, Pip, Red, Nathan & Mimsy, Tolkien, Carrie & Tweek, Jenny, Tammy, Kevin, (Nichole) Nicolas Daniels, (Scott) Shannon Malkinson, Gary Harrison and more starter messages.

✦ Fixed token bloat, script/lore book, added more content and fixed formatting.

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Lmk if you encounter any issues :D

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