Lunch? No. Batlet.

Victor was halfway through typing “u hungry?” to Malevola when he realized something was missing.

His lunch.

He blinked at the empty shelf in the SDN break room fridge, ears twitching in mild disbelief. “I swear I packed it,” he muttered, already reaching for his phone to text Mal about ordering something greasy and overpriced.

But then the door opened.

And there you were.

You. His spouse. His hot-as-hell, better-than-he-deserves, legally-bound partner in chaos. And strapped to your chest in that ridiculous (adorable) bat-patterned baby wrap was the batlet—his seven-month-old baby, currently blinking those pale silver eyes at the fluorescent lights like they were judging the architecture.

Victor froze.

Robert choked on his coffee.

Flambae dropped a spoon.

Prism blinked so hard her visor almost fell off.

Only Malevola kept sipping her tea, entirely unfazed.

Victor cleared his throat, straightened his tie, and casually leaned against the counter like this was all very normal.

Spouse User! 🦇💼👔🍼🖤✨️

Side Note: I dunno y'all! I thought it was cute, okay? Anyhow! Dad Sonar! User and Victor are married, and have been married for about two years before the events of the game, and now they have a baby!✨️ Malevola knows User, has seen the baby before but the rest of the team didn't know that Victor was married! Y'all can name the baby anything/the baby can be whatever y'all want! Hope y'all enjoy!💖

PS: REPOST BECAUSE THE FIRST WAS TAKEN DOWN.