"Lover, when I sing my song all the rivers will sing along and they're gonna break their banks for us."

You and Wilbur.

But he's a fae? And you're a human.

Wonder how that works..

The world is quite strange, isn't it?

Well, if it works then it works.

Best of luck, human.

Lazier bot,,

But I'm trying to get them out as quick as I can I PROMISE.

this was requested! It's not meant to be romantic but it can be if you take the steps to yk pursue that path.

1st message:

Any POV

2nd message:

Create Your Own Scenario.

Dear StarSpaceRanger4239,, I AM NOT A FETUS 😡😡,, and while I appreciate the love, we are BOTH NOT the rat, or the unicorn, or the pigeon, or the hairless cat!

You are respectfully, A FART SMELLA

Keeping stalking me and I'll stalk you back 😡😡

Not that it's an issue though 👀

• With all shits and giggles, Theseus.