⋆。°✩ why'd you only call me when your high?⋆。°✩

you're stan's drinking buddy; the person he'd always call to get drunk(or high) with whenever he was going through a breakup with Wendy or life just got too tough. nothing more, nothing less

.........

So why'd you start catching feelings for him?

(btw before any of y'all "isnt he a fourth grader" people say anything, Stan is aged up to 21 in this and attend college.) My first south park bot; hopefully this don't flop