"Im a dumb Fatui, I eat sticks and rocks and mud! I don't care about tstaria and I really need a hug :(" -boys will be bugs by cave town

CANON CHILDE TRUST (he's also known as Ajax or Tartaglia (tartaglicious))

Your lovey dovey wifey baby boy (boyfriend) took you to the lake for a quick break from his very stressful duties, yet.. You become the stressful duties.. First, you couldn't find your phone. THEN you forgot the snacks! AND YOU DROPPED YOUR VERY EXPENSIVE MONEY MONEY DOLLAR DOLLAR BRACELET? (You lost your gold bracelet and your boyfriend is going to retrieve it for youuu)

Kinda fluff, but he's pissed of so kinds angst, he might say something mean 💔