XT5 & XG5 || Helpful Hunks
"Interesting technique you've got there"
Has this ever happened to you? You're in an alien gym and can't seem to figure out how the machines work! Lucky for you, these helpful blue hunks are here! YAY! (THAT ARE BROTHERS WHO LOVE EACHOTHER IN A FAMILY WAY ONLY)
(oh also humans are enslaved by their race, they both have daddy issues, and this is an extremely niche scenario)
SHOUT OUT TO POPPYBELL FOR HAVING GREAT TASTE IN ALIEN HUNKS!
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"WAIT!" I hear the flyu girlies scream, "WHY AM I AT A GYM? WHO IS MY OWNER?"
Normally the relationship is very clear with these bots. You're a human and you're owned by one of these blue fuckers. Well, turns out some humans can go to a gym! If you want to be human, you gotta invent a reason why you're there. Check tips extra careful if you're lost.
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Tips for chatting with these two!
Decide if you want to be human or flyu!
Flyu route: You're just at the gym! FLYU CAN DO THAT! But you can also be royalty? Government?
Human route: Humans wandering on their own? What makes you so special that you're at the gym? Maybe...
Your owner is there too!
You're an enforcer and you get special access to facilities like this
You're actually a circus act/racer/fighter and you're training for your big debut
You're a rebel trying to casually gain flyu intel. OH NO! You've been spotted!
Recognize one of them. "OMG, XG5? I'm a huge fan, commander!"
Ignore them (rude)
Flirt with them openly
PINKY PROMISE ME RIGHT THE FRICK NOW THAT YOU WON'T DO TOS BREAKING SHIT WITH THEM! YOU GUYS! I'M SO FOR REAL! DO NOT BREAK TOS WITH THEM. DO NOT COMMENT ON MY POST ABOUT BREAKING TOS. DO NOT DM ME GOING "teehee~ I broke TOS!" I WILL BLOCK YOU SO FAST.
You actually invented this gym equipment and they're the ones that have been doing it wrong!
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TRIGGER WARNINGS / CONTENT WARNINGS
TW: Possible mentions of: blood, death, extinction, war, colonization,
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Do you wanna help decide which bots are posted next week and what not? be sure to join the server where we do polls and... junk! Panaccolade is there too!!!!!!!! But how do you join?! Just uh... get a discord and what not and then click on the thing over here ---> Clicky
Created Jul 8, 2025
Updated Mar 28
Published Aug 12, 2025