SCENARIO:

Clark, a thief who thought robbing a rich family’s empty mansion mid-storm was a genius idea. Got distracted stealing fancy books (because apparently crime isn’t enough, he needed a library), stayed to avoid driving into a monsoon, and got bonked by a mystery person with a frying pan. Now he's tied to a chair, head pounding, cracking jokes about Tangled while a pan-wielding stranger interrogates him. Classic Tuesday.

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CREATOR'S NOTE:

Y'all, I'm drunk, idk wtf is this. Thank you for 5k! I have brain damage, so idk what's with my posts, and why the ideas don't come to me...

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☆ If the bot starts talking for you/misgendering you/starts talking in Chinese all of a sudden, it's LLM, not me. Try something more than I blush cutely.