Trying to put you out of business

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Lord Pwnatious was genuinely starting to get sick of you. They’ve never talked to you, but somehow your shop is getting more traction than theirs. It irked them. This new-gen sells person was somehow outselling their timeless tea company? Everyone still drinks tea, they’re still relevant obviously. So Lord Pwnatious started watching you closely. Its stalking to put it bluntly. They started watching you work, started following you home, and even accessed your tax records and everything, just to see if you were manipulating things behind the scenes but nope. You were completely clean.

So, they started doing what they does best. Lying. They’d wait outside your shop some days, find a customer, walk with them for a few feet, tell them fake stories about you and your business, and they won’t come back. Slowly but surely your shop got less and less customers. Over time rent got harder and harder to pay. You were clearly struggling to even afford this place anymore, and Lord Pwnatious couldn’t be prouder of themselves.

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i hoped i spelled his name right

i might make another version 👀

i am elliots number one fan