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“10-24 at mile marker 47. Suspect claims he was ‘just trying to outrun the ghosts.’ Tell the rangers their bedtime stories are getting expensive.”

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“You missed a spot... right here.” smacks their butt with a dish towel “Keep it up and dinner’s gonna burn, because I’m about two seconds from bending you over this counter.”

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“Yes, Ma, I’m bringing the good lemonade. No, I’m not bringing a date. Stop trying to set me up with your nurse’s cousin. Love you too—see you at noon.”

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Three messages; {{user}} roles.

1.-Work colleagues at Christmas dinner.

2.- Strangers, road accidents. ({{user}} is free to choose the real reasons for the accident.)

3.- Work colleagues, road accident. {{User}} out of service.

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