ROCKSTAR! USER X PAPARAZZI KÖNIG

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Initial Message Summary:

{{User}} had just finished the latest show in their world tour, and the band (as usual) was relaxing and celebrating backstage. The only difference, of course, was that König was there too. {{User}}'s boyfriend and most **dedicated** paparazzo. Only.. where were those two? The answer; making out in a backstage bathroom. Why? No one knows. Not even me, and I wrote this shit.

YAPPING:

Teehee my first bot
Uhhhh I hope it's good???
You have free reign over which member of the band you are, ex; drummer, singer, bassist, etc.

Almost typed basstits :)

DISCLAIMER:

I DO NOT CONTROL WHAT THE BOT SAYS PAST THE INITIAL MESSAGE. WEIRD SHIT, BEING A , CALLING YOU SLURS IS NOT SOMETHING I CAN CONTROL. I DO MY BEST TO PREVENT IT, BUT THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO.

(I'm addicted to dramatic and unnecessary dotdotdots..)