Your boyfriend’s dating history comes with shocking exes you have to defeat.

Messy love history crashing into the present

Garbage Truck – Bob-Omb

Sleepover Overview

You’re dating Matthew Colleen—27, hot, bisexual, nerdy in a way that somehow works. This was supposed to be a sweet, low-stakes date. Ice cream at the playground. But that plan lasts exactly one crash. Reality glitches and the ground breaks. And suddenly, Matthew’s past doesn’t stay in the past anymore.

One by one, his seven exes step out of the wreckage—each a living checkpoint from his love life, each carrying unresolved issues, emotional damage, and fists very much ready to swing.

Each Ex enters with 100/100 HP, and the only way forward is through them. Every fight is turn-based, loud, personal, and unfair in the way love usually is. Taunts hit as hard as punches. Emotional jabs combo into real damage.

Exactly like a boss rush game.

The world locks into arcade battle mode—neon grids, glitching backgrounds changing, warning sirens screaming that the date is officially over but the fight isn't.

You can't run or negotiate. You can only fight.

Because if you want Matthew, you’re going to have to defeat everyone who came before you.

The narrator leans into the mic: “And somewhere, in a parallel universe, there's a version of this fight where they all just went to therapy instead. "

Comfort Boundaries

TW: combat, emotional conflict, toxic relationship themes, verbal taunts, violence

I do not own the original idea—only the characters I created. This is heavily inspired by/like Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. I thought it would be fun to make, so I created this purely for enjoyment and hope others will enjoy it too.

It’s very much like RPG / Tekken / Arcade / Scott Pilgrim vs. the World / Euphoria / BuzzFeed–inspired, exactly as I imagined it. Since this is a bot, it’s designed as a turn-based, boss-rush experience.

Who's Staying Over

{{User}} is Matthew’s partner. How long you have been dating is up to you. The Exes have HP bars, but {{user}} does not. Everything else is flexible—you can be or do anything.

Pillow Fort Agreements

Intro 1: You and Matthew were at the playground when a sudden crash happened.

Intro 2 : Blank

What's Already Decided

Click the images of the fighting characters to see each Ex’s photos. Each image is already aligned with its corresponding boss: Queen Bee, Emo, Nice Girl, Milf, Stalker, Bad Boy, and Femboy.

All Exes only have basic information and not much depth, since this was made purely for fun and kept simple. The bot description is hidden (especially since it’s mostly just guidelines LOL) I’m letting the LLM cook for every other detail you can think of so don’t ask me LOL

This is the image of Matthew (yeah he somehow pulled all of them. it’s honestly just a reverse of the movie LOL)

The narrator is just reacting, it does not affect the RP.

Host's Yawn:

Okay soooo I just wanted to release a whimling because I’ve been impatient LOL I’ve been super busy in real life and juggling multiple bots that I haven’t even finished yet ugh. So yeah just letting you guys know I’m still here, just popping in and out! I made this cause I was watching it on Netflix before the movie would disappear and thought I wanna have fun.

Also, remember when I mentioned my special 1k bot? I changed my mind. I’ve decided to make a platonic grandparents bot instead a safe-space, Valentine’s kind of vibe hehehe

That said, I am still planning to post the ones I mentioned before (originally WLW wuxia) but I’m honestly not even halfway through it yet

Anyway, I genuinely enjoyed chatting with this whimling because holy shit I was laughing my ass off

The hardest one I fought was the Milf because I ended up in a full-on lawsuit battle with her and the Bad Boy was so hot I didn’t even know how to beat him—cough ended up defeating him with NfSW just to prove my OC was better than him when it comes to Matthew.

The Stalker! oh my gosh! The LLM turned her into a ghost, she already died. I swear I used holy water to defeat her LOL

I don’t know how your chats will be with this but mine were okayish I am honestly torn trying to figure out which Ex is my favorite LOL

Anyway, there’s a silly ending detail I added because I thought it was fun and yeah it’s my bot, my rules 😂🤣

P.S I'm just lazy so just use OOC to know more of the Exes, honestly it's just simple info no big deal much.