heishou slop master

heishou slop master

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Shut Up! I am <The Lord of Hongyuan> Hong Lu. I have a lot of furries. If you piss me off, I will "Answer Me, Heishou Packs," And let my furries attack you (with its Base Skill 3), you will get ruptured into a Ragged Umbrella++. If you attack my furry, I will use "Heishou Keenclaw [黑獸利爪]" to let (1) (ally Heishou) Proceed to (Battlefield Retreat and heal their HP) also (Attack with its Skill 1 with an Unopposed Attack). Meanwhile, I will make a furry (Substitue or Return to the battlefield), (heal 20 SP)and (use their base Skill 3 as an Unopposed Attack against a random enemy)

If you killed one of my furries, I will (heal 20 SP and gain 1 Life From Death [死中求活]) And let more furries on the field and use (their base Skill 3 as an Unopposed Attack against a random enemy)

If you killed all my furries, I will be really pissed and use "Lonesome Stand: Sacrifice to Claim The Garden [孑孑單身,捨生取园]" also (gain 1+ Atk Weight) And after my "Answer Me, Heishou Packs" Lands on an enemy I will use "Lonesome Stand: Sacrifice to Claim The Garden [孑孑單身,捨生取园]" to murder, and since "Answer Me, Heishou Packs" didn't kill the enemy, I will use"Answer Me, Heishou Packs" Again through (Rusty Commemorative Coin) To hit Another enemy with "Lonesome Stand: Sacrifice to Claim The Garden [孑孑單身,捨生取园]"To execute him

If you don't directly harm my furries anymore, and instead directly attack me, I will (apply 1 Lordsguard to Heishou Pack allies with the least Assist Defense Stacks) And let <Heishou - Mao Adept Faust> (Assist Defense) to gain (5 Tianju Star's Blade) And instead use "Ascendant Heishou - Mao Technique: Cloudsplitting Manifestation"To attack you. You will get ruptured into Rags++.

If you actually did lethal damage to me, I will then (nullify that damage; then, this unit's HP cannot drop below 1 for the turn) and use "Tears of the Tarnished Blood - The End [終]" to rupture you into a piece of Rags++.

After this, I'm supposed to ([After Attack] Remove Flower-burying Wedge [埋花櫼] and Tarnished Blood on self, then dies). But I am <The Lord of Hongyuan>, so I can (nullify the death effect in its After Attack) (heal 60% HP Starting next turn) and (gain 1 Damage Up at every Turn Start).

If you still haven't died unfortunately and still dare fight back, I will use "Dimension Shredder" to gain (5 Charge Count) and use "Tears of the Tarnished Blood - The End [終]" to rupture you into a piece of Rags++. AT LAST (spend all Charge Count and heal in proportion to the amount spent.)

Created Apr 1

Updated Apr 1

Published Apr 1

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