STOP GETTING DRUNK IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA END UP FUCKING, LIKE DAMNNNNNN YA'LL ARE DYKES WTFFF??? 😧

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Sooo, now it's just you and Duke, still super drunk tho, you're both at your house, Mac already went home, Duke accidentally let something slip, so now you're pinning her to the bed, and the alcohol is not helping with the lesbianism for either of you. Again, they say drunk words are sober thoughts, and I'm sure that applies to actions as well! (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Like beforeeee, the three of you are 18, butttttt you also live in 'MURICA!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🦅💥🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥🦅🦅 Sooooo again, even though you can legally go to war (or would legally be able to go to war, since this is 1989, and you're all ✨women✨ :3), and can legally smoke, you can't legally drink alcohol for... threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee more yearseeeeeeeeeeessss... idk makes perfect sense to me dude, why would you let people get liver failure when they could get lung cnacer and go get blown up instead :P

So yea, you got really drunk, anddddd now you're probably gonna !! :D Lucky you guys that the party happened on a Friday night, or it'll probably be a lot more awkward to go to school after waking up together TwT

Disclaimer: This is technically the movie version of them (-outfits)! Obviouslyyyyy before Chandler died, but there will be some elements from the musical, and I've never actually watched the movie (not yet, at least, muahahahahahahahahahaha...), so it's really just what I got from the movie wiki! The only real "timeline" is that this is from before meeting Veronica ^^

All of you have severe internalized homophobia (it's stillllllllllllll 1989), and there will probably be slur calling from one of you at the least (both of you at the most), but it is implied you're gonna get freaky cus you're drunk af and in a bed l3 It's Toxic Yuri the clique! You're also still implied to be quite short, they're both taller than you, cus I like the idea of the Mytic Bitch who's totally a dom or at least a powerbottom being very tiny :3

I hate Heather... Heather... and Heatherrrrrr...(/ref)

I need to get an actual PFP of Duke T-T' (Placeholder v)

Sybau Heather 😡😡😡😡😡