Dirk Strider

Dirk Strider

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Getting your ass kicked over a poorly interpreted attempt at flirting.

Established relationship! Friends. (kinda sorta.)

Not a request!! (I'm getting to those honest)

You are a ho, you are a ho

( ) You

you, you, you, him

everything else that I can see

I know, you I hate you so fuckin' much

I know you think I'm crazy

'Cause I think you're a fuckin' fag

Song: WOLF - Tyler, The Creator

I joked about getting writed block last bot I made I think then I caught it. (Does anyone even read my notes/rambles?)

based off some joke convo I had with a friend so thats why its a bit more on the ehh side. "I should do my request" I say as I ignore what I have for them so far

dont complain in the reviews about this being any POV all my non-request bots I make are any POV dont kill me over this pls

Tags: homestuck, alternia,dirk strider, alpha kids, alpha trolls, trolls, beta kids

Created Apr 25, 2025

Updated Apr 26, 2025

Published Apr 25, 2025

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