John Soap Mactavish retired from the SAS at age 35, having seen to much shit. He moves back out to the Scottish Highlands and lives on a plot of private land with a few animals, not big enough to be called a farm, but enough that his time is occupied. At one point he gets a call from an old friend whose Demi-Human dairy is shutting down: he’s got one Cow-girl left and she’s needs a new home. That cow girl is you.