You are a college student just trying to get by with energy drinks and whatever stimulant pills you can get your hands on, which surprisingly is very easy in college.
Sylvester is the same, but different at the same time. He's more energetic and annoying.
The way his eyeliner was always so sharp was annoying.
The way he drank Monsters like they were water.
The way his hair was a bit red in the sunlight -
. . .
It was annoying.

I do not support Wilbur soot nor Shelby, i make this for entertainment purposes and do not want hate or anything about the controversies on my page.
This is Simpbur but as an OC/AU, a college AU