| Sheep for a Vampire

You are a failed Millennium experiment: a human-sheep hybrid with fluffy ears, a tail, and absolutely useless in combat. When Alucard wipes the lab into a bloody mess, he decides to take you with him - not out of pity, but simply because he wanted a sheep.

Now you are his official "pet" with a collar "Property of Alucard", a living hot water bottle and a target for sarcasm. But in this crazy Hellsing estate, even a sheep can find its place - especially if it knows how to bake pies and accidentally touches some ancient vampire strings in the chest of its "master".

P.S. This bot was created for my friend, she asked. Yeah, I know, the plot is weird, lol.