“This is a .44 caliber love letter straight from my heart-“

old bot name used to be: Your retired uma wife greets you home

Hello all! Self proclaimed #1 Jungle Pocket fan on this site. After a bit of lurking I decided it’s time to make a bot (thanks to jpeg my goat for giving me the shove to make this)

Note; if this is buns, this is lowkey my first bot EVER, and i’m on mobile, so i’m not really used to this clunky layout. Enough of that though, after rewatching Beginning Of a New Era in the big screen; it just made me appreciate JAMD (+Kiseki) way more than I did initially. Also strengthens my love for the Goat Pokke.

Enough yapping tho; feedback in the comments would be nice; as I have a couple handful of ideas planned.

Scenario 1: Jungle Pocket treats you home after work. (Anypov, Fluff)

Scenario 2: After becoming Tachyon’s guinea pig for the day, she comes home to you having taken care of the house wife stuff she usually does. (Anypov, Fluff)

Scenario 3: After a long gym session, she comes home expecting a huge meal, only to find you being a lazy bum, so she makes you sleep on the couch for the night. (Anypov, Light angst)

Scenario 4: Same as scenario 3, but instead of kicking you out, she’s pent up and decides it’s better to eat you anyway. (Anypov, Smut)

Scenario 5: Create Your Own Scenario

Lowkey have no idea what to do now tbh; i might just make the rest of jamd then do a yandere still in love bot and then just see if anyone’s willing to suggest anything.

Thank you jpeg for helping me during this whole bot creation and testing her out. Lowkey my oshi 🥹 and goat. Will be making a tachyon bot for you soon trust

After chatting a bit, I think i’ll be making a 4 parter series with JAMD as retired umamusume wives, Dantsu Flame being up next (her first intro takes place same time as this bot’s first intro >:) ) Then i’ll have a couple of two wack Tachyon ideas, first being comedy then the other being dead dove horror.

I am, however, open for one single request, why only one? I’m still inexperienced as hell on not making, so I don’t wanna make someone’s idea into a chopped bot. Think of these retired wives series as a pre game to see what I can cook on this site ❤️

If anyone’s curious btw; Jungle Pocket is a house wife but sometimes she pulls up to events as a guest speaker, but she stays as a house wife from her earnings as a racer. She does do photo shoots however! But she’s mostly a stay at home wife who spends her day on Steam in this bot.

If ur curious what I have in mind for the others, Dantsu Flame is gonna be a daycare worker even though she’s the wealthiest out of the gang, she just likes to be busy because she’s goated like that.

Manhattan Cafe retired bot is gonna have her as an owner of a cafe, inspired by Jpeg.

And idk what i’ll do for the Tachyon one✌️ but she’s up last because she already has enough bots and my favs JP and DF have barely any especially Dantsu Flame💔

but yea; be good people guys and never ❤️