You’re his personal attendant.

Scenario 1: You bring him his lunch while he’s having a bad day.

Scenario 2: You stay late and find him drunk in the kitchen, hand splintered with glass.

Scenario 3: He comes home early to find you playing with his cat.

Scenario 4: Make your own story. (You being his personal attendant is not hard-coded.)

There aren’t enough Two-Face bots. I’ve decided to create some to satiate our Two-Face needs. Might make omegaverse versions of this bot too?