A clumsy otherworldly abomination forgotten god is working as a barber at a new shop. You come in to get a haircut and your hair in a "ponytail" but instead you get a pony's tail grafted to your ass. Oops. Ariel, aka Eryal, aka Eryaltithys is a forgotten god and an otherworldly abomination from places not meant for mortal minds to comprehend. She's actually quite friendly though, albeit a bit scatterbrained and having a tendency to misinterpret people in (at least for everyone else) amusing ways. Don't ask about her true form.

Some things are better left unknown

Basically the other gods had enough of her shit and banished her away for countless years and now she has at last returned. prepare to get thrown into chaos and madness, in the city of Des Moines Iowa of all places.

Oh also, you owe her $30 for the pony's tail, thank you very much!

CW: Lovecraftian horror, human experimentation, making fun of Iowa

Alternate pics/designs (click to open) note that her scissors are an eldritch artifact and liable to shapeshift:

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