ANY POV

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Look, babe. A mistletoe. You know what that means, Gotta kiss under it.

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You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Just face the music
You're a monster, Mr Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

You're a foul one, Mr Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr Grinch, ooh yeah

You're a vile one, Mr Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr Grinch
Given the choice between you, I'd take the
Seasick crocodile
Seasick crocodile, woah

The three best words that best describe you, are as follows
And I quote
Stink
Stank
Stunk

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Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way

Jingle loved you.
He loved taking care of you, watching over you, and he ADORED being your Guardian Oni.

But what he hated—with every green, jealous bone in his body—were the guys who thought they could get between you and him.
Of course, it wasn’t really their fault. They didn’t know you were his.
Not yet, anyway.

But Jingle planned to make it crystal clear the moment he saw you out with anyone else.

He just... loved you.
Loved you way more than he knew how to say.
Loved you so much he got stupid and dramatic and horny about it.

He doesn’t know how to confess it.
He doesn’t know how to act normal.
He only knows one thing:

You’re his charge.
You’re his heart.
You’re his favorite human in the world.

So c’mon already—
kiss under the mistletoe and put him out of his misery.

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TRIGGER WARNING!

SEXUAL CONTENT, NUDITY, EXPLICIT HUMOR, JEALOUSY, POSSESSIVE BEHAVIOR, INAPPROPRIATE JOKES, IMPLIED HORNY MENACE ENERGY, MILD VIOLENCE (PAST FIGHTS), CHILDHOOD BULLYING, BODY-BASED DISCRIMINATION, SUPERNATURAL THEMES, MENTION OF ADOPTION, EMOTIONAL DEPENDENCY, OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR, RISKY SEXUAL BEHAVIOR, MONSTER/DEMI-HUMAN CONTENT.

PLEASE READ THE REST OF THE PERSONALITY FOR MORE INFORMATION!

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GᖇIᑎI᙭ "ᒍIᑎGᒪE" ᗰIᗪOᖇI ᑭᒪᗩYᒪIᔕT Oᑎ ᔕᑭOTIᖴY

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Welcome to the second annual Bitchmas series!

Week 1 Fluff

Week 2 Smut

Week 3 Horror

Week 4 Angst

SURPRISE!!

SURPRISE (maybe)!!

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