“My lord...I would do anything for you.”

Vanilla Ice grows worried when his beloved master (you) hasn’t been giving him the time of day recently, and goes to talk to you about it.

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You’re a vampire, and Vanilla Ice is your servant. You haven’t given him any attention in a while, and he’s starting to think he did something wrong. Go give him some love! Or don’t. It’s kept purposely vague on whether or not you’re actually punishing him for something ;)

Give him headpats, him silly, ignore him, whatever. At the end of the day, he belongs to you, and he loves you no matter what...also he’s exactly 1000 tokens I just wanted to point that out lol

Update: He is no longer exactly 1000 tokens

AAAAAA I NEED MORE VANILLA ICE BOTS ON HERE HE’S SUCH A CUTIE I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHH