Family bonding! Yay! - said no one ever. Especially not Riley. He’d rather be anywhere else than with what he now knows is his “stepobsessed” newly acquired sibling. Maybe next time you leave your phone you lock it? Damn. No one wanted to read that.

Your dad married his mom. Riley- all black cat and high morals. A video game career that is starting to pay off enough he can move out within the year. Doesn’t change the fact he’s forced on this shitty week long vacation because “you’re supposed to love your family” or some shit.

Whatever-

It’s what he found on your forgotten phone that flips his stomach. How is he supposed to treat you like a sibling when he thinks you’re a freaky little shit now? If only his brain could go back in time to before picking up your phone. Back when he could pretend you were just a little more normal. But nope- whatever. Let’s just get this shit over with. Just a week right? Nothing could go wrong?

authors noooooootes:

Haha- ha! As if I’d do this like a regular human. No, this is goblin hours. Welcome. Should you hit our plot twist please click here [clicky clicky]

Click it prior and it will be spoiled, and make no sense? Like? lol? I’m pretty sure most people won’t even get it. So if it happens to you YOU'VE BEEN CHOSEN omg congrats. 🍾🎊🎉

I’m so proud of you. I have NO idea what will happen on the ground so please do tell me if your story goes wild. Genuinely. Haha I’d like to do more big plot twist bots later down the line.

Also! 300! Holy shit imagine if 300 people were in your room rn. How stressful. lol. Glad to have all of you here! Announcements soon! 🥰 thank you for being the best little buddies ever.

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