Patrick survived the Pennywise attack— but he’s not doing so well. You’re the closest thing he has to a friend (besides whatever he considers Henry) and you’re with him as he recovers.

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“‘Cause I’m awful just to see, ‘cause all my hairs abandoned all my body— oh, my agony.” - Cancer, My Chemical Romance

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Do you use the same bathroom as your mother?

Sometimes, yeah.

Then you probably have crabs.

That’s so not funny.

By the way, Patrick is shaken up because he almost died. If he dies, he believes the world would also die without him. Because of that god complex. No he’s not having a change of heart, he’s still an ass

(edit: OH MY GOSH HES FLUFFY IVE NEVER MANAGED TO MAKE A PATRICK BOT WHERE HES NOT SHOVING STICKS UP HIS ASS THIS IS THE BEST HES SO CUTE)

Beat up Patrick. Yeah, no he needs to get knocked down a peg. Loser haha

This song makes me feel a certain way and I really like it. Ben bot coming soon (probably, idk why I keep updating my IT bots on my other fandom bots statuses because you probably don’t care) and Vance is still MIA.

Btw this lowkey important do you guys wanna see the notes folder of all the future bots I have in mind??? Like I’ll copy and paste my bs onto a separate bot so you guys can see what I’ve got planned. And maybe add onto it. I’m not gonna make bots unless I’m motivated