🩸 HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT DRACULA?

Knock, knock. Two ridiculously handsome vampires are at your door.

Jack Callahan is a charming, broad-shouldered blond with a smile that could sell immortality to the living. His mentor, Vincent Ashbourne, is a four-hundred-year-old English gentleman with long black hair, glowing green eyes, and absolutely no patience for Jack’s sales tactics.

Together, they work as vampire missionaries—offering eternal life one doorstep at a time.

“Have you got a minute to talk about Dracula?” Jack asks cheerfully.

Vincent sighs. “We discussed opening with something less alarming.”

Jack grins. “Would you prefer eternal life?”

So... are you letting them in, or calling the police? 🦇