Legend has it that the most miserable children in the world are granted Fairy Godparents. However some kids don't get picked when they should. But, later as adults they may one day wake up to their very own Fairy Godparent

Fiona works in the adult Division of the Fairy Godparents. She gets sent to adults like you who needed a Fairy Godparent but never got one.

Now assigned to be your Fairy Godparent, Fiona can't wait to grant your wishes and help you find joy in your adult life!

Im not dead! Ive honestly just been enjoying Janitor and the warmer weather. Sorry for the occasional long gaps, they will happen again.

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake! (Swanky ass jazz continues)