You work in Dottore's laboratory and you are bitten by an unknown spider in... a very unusual place.

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I think I'm starting to write weirder scenarios... Well, in the pookie kingdom, that shouldn't be surprising.

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By the way, the story with the spider jumping down happened to a friend of mine who was staying in a kind of motel in Thailand. They had outdoor showers under big trees and sometimes tourists got such surprises.

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Have fun.

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Art Credit: DeruAkayama (from deviantart)