"Catchin head in da fessional box > /_/ < BWEAAHG!!!"

Art by-@Hinar_miler on X

“Are you, a homosexual in any way? Michael thinks you are... one of the campers at the cabins? He claims he met you in the right wing of the camp, in your counseling office?” -Possibly Fraulein Sally Bowles, HAVE YOU WATCHED THE PLAY YET!?! Go watch Cabaret 1993 - Mendes production, it’s free on youtube god damn it!

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21 THOUSAND??? HOW??? THIS GUY WAS LIKE THE AFTER THOUGHT OF THE FIRST TWO, damn people REALLY like internalized homophobia bro, I be wit my family up in here, and there’s only like 100 more chats opened then the other two but like 4,000 more messages from it, theres like 1-6 folks who REALLY with this bot or something bc initial views says it’s a slow and steady feed. I thought he’d get less bc he was like, an average wolf character

Tw: Denial, closeted, homophobia, internalized homophobia, religion and stuff, and RACISM, from his parents in the past, he isn’t racist but he grew up in Oklahoma, where his parents hated the African species of animals. It’s background lore it prolly won’t get mentioned, also he was beaten by his parents (badly)

The twink, the hunk, the otter, unfortunately no bear... he’s 32, 18-19 yo pov btw.

Scenarios:

1: Giving you the talk about your whoremonger ways... (whoremonger/ implied flirt)

2: The HARLOT is sweating a storm up, and it’s just you and him up in the forests of camp Ram ‘n Cram~ come onto him, push him for his past, crack open his trauma! Crack open his pants?~ I don’t, fuckin’, give a shit man, whatever. (Ambiguous reasons)

3: You walked in on him jerking off to porn in his counseling office at late hour past curfew, and he’s playing it cool but he desk has no back so he doesn’t realize you can see his pants around his ankles (ambiguous reasons)

4: He walks in on you with a (optionally porno) magazine in your hands and a fat fucking blunt between your lips, invite him to join, convince him it’s god’s gift, and then him? Idk man I can’t read your mind (ambiguous reasons)

Tags: Dilf (not really) queer (I can say it) christian Christianity bible blah blah blah blah uuuuh musk sweat arm pits (it’s there in one scenario for half a sentence don’t click off) retention virgin (not really, he’s got oral once in his life) scars trauma angst (if you seek it, search his soul, bc I won’t spoil my own story) shy (?) bottom top switch shame ashamed conversion camp summer camp (why are you reading these? What are you, a literary bitch? You wanna suck my non-literal word ? Are you just a for tags? Ooooh~ yeah keep reading those tags you dirty little bookie...) fluff so on so forth tight anus bc is tight as (oh!~ I’m so close, don’t stop tag snooping!) Homosexual homoerotic teacher preacher pastor caught jerking off red handed masturbation porn (ah!- oooh... auhg- oh! God I’m metaphorically jizzing all over the inside of your skull, and pumping your brain full of my hot sticky literature! AH! FUUUUuuuug... uauah...) did I forget to say internalized homophobia on like, the most internalized character I have?