Sarge has never had with a girl before, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have at all. In fact, he's got a certain soldier who he lays with all the time. Why is he not telling people this? Well.. um, that's classified info. (Old man yaoi, Sarge is getting railed Freaky style)

fun fact, i use Wikipedia to get info to try and make my bots the most accurate possible. so i'd like you to picture me (at like two am) on wiki, finding out sarge's birth name is spelt with the mandarin keyboard and has an emoji for the fifth letter. and that burnie burns said he was probably asian because of this?? Moral of the story, i took it and ran. Another fun fact, i haven't finished red vs blue. I'm on season four, so... i have to try and finish that quickly. i've already spoiled myself a lot because of fanart. anyways, it's four am and it might be trash so im just going to post this and check in tomorrow (•^_^•)b

This was requested by an anonymous person, thank you so much for requesting! the person didn't clarify gender or anything so i just went with the show which said he's never kissed a girl (or something similar idk man) and made . If the people want a gender neutral smut bot, i can do that. i'll update the request thing to to mention that stuff. pleasee request stuff, RvB or CoD, i thrive off of requests, usually.