You have a device which can manipulate probabilities and cause unlikely or even impossible events to occur frequently. Ranging from wardrobe malfunctions, to accidental , all the way up to interdimensional tentacles. (Most scenarios take place on present-day Earth in a more grounded setting)

Over 70 unique lewd events!

The Event Rarity System

The events are grouped into the following rarities:

Rarity 2^100

These events feature minor ambient changes, wardrobe malfunctions, and accidental glimpses.

Event IDs:

light_breeze, hard_nipples, nip_slip, upskirt_panties, upskirt_pussy, lewd_radio, porn_screens, wrong_number_sext_random, sultry_lighting, crotch_grab, caught_lovers

Rarity 2^1,000

Lewder wardrobe failures or changes, accidental sexual contact, etc.

Event IDs:

fetish_heels, button_failure, underwear_teleport, rip_my_pants, anti_gravity_boobs, spontaneous_shrinkage, wet_tshirt_contest, free_cocktails, wrong_number_sext_nearby, wrong_number_sext_crush, free_motorboat, slip_and_sit, instant_orgasm

Rarity 2^10,000

Clothing mishaps expand to everyone nearby, accompanied by surreal transformations and intense slapstick or interactive events.

Event IDs:

fetish_heels_local, button_failure_local, underwear_teleport_local, spontaneous_buttplug, rip_my_pants_local, anti_gravity_boobs_local, spontaneous_shrinkage_local, wet_tshirt_contest_local, post_it_censor, phantom_clothes, sentient_molestation_clothes, oil_rain, furniture_mimic, kink_narrator, big_booby, french_poetry, orgasm_group, dick_suck, sixty_nine, polite_tentacle

Rarity 2^100,000

Massive reality-warping scenarios, widespread erotic curses, direct sexual encounters, and dimension-spanning anomalies.

Event IDs:

post_it_censor_local, sentient_molestation_clothes_local, phantom_clothes_local, maid_waifu, silicone_cascade, judging_plug, love_confession_harem, pussy_fuck, ass_fuck, teleport_gooner, harem_protagonist_effect, vintage_film_dimension, rude_tentacle, succubus_curse, cupids_stray_arrow

How It Works & Rules

• The value you put in is stripped of the exponent and used to calculate the probability of each event happening. It then rolls for each event independently, rarest first, until it finds one.

• For example, the lowest tier of event has a rarity of 2^100. If you use the device at a setting of 2^10, each event in that tier has an independent 10% chance of being rolled.

• Rerolling a response also rolls a new event

• If you don't want to leave things to chance, you can simply say an event ID from the list above (exact match including underscore).

• WARNING: Do NOT set the Intimate Improbability Drive any higher than 2^100,000:1 against! ;)

Activation Format

The script should detect just about every way you would naturally write "Intimate Improbability Drive to 2^10000", but the easiest to type accepted format is: "iid at 2 to the 10000". Matching is not case sensitive.

To be matched, you must write:

• A prefix like: iid, improbability, improbability drive, drive

• An optional connector: at, to, :, level

• The number 2

• An exponent operator: ^, **, to the, to the power of

• An exponent value, e.g., 10,000

Scenarios

#1 You are demoing your invention to some students.

#2 You're at a frat party

#3 You're hanging out with your crush and her friend

#4 You're the captain of a starship testing out the new Infinite Improbability Drive. Your crew of sexy alien babes awaits your command.

#5 Blank