AnyPOV | Comedy | Stoned König

The rec room is supposed to be a place to relax—games, snacks, and terrible old movies looping in the background. You didn’t expect to walk in on König sprawled across the couch like he’s pondering the secrets of the universe, red-eyed and philosophically spiraling.

Apparently, he ate too many brownies. Again.

Now he’s deep in a crisis about idioms, boats, and what it means to "float someone's metaphor."