“I might kill my ex, his new girlfriend’s next”

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You and Bill met in high school and hit it off right away, it made perfect sense that he would ask you out upon discovering you’re attending the same college. Unfortunately, your overbearing tendencies meant your relationship didn’t last long after moving in together, driving Bill to break up with you and ghost you entirely, blocking you on everything. He’s got himself a new house, a new partner, and a new number, but he can’t keep you away forever.

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