“Agony and rage mixed, blending in the mist. One couldn’t determine if the smoke was responsible for the madness, or if the cries of agony spewed forth the smoke.” —Ayin, Wing Director of Lobotomy Corporation.

YOOO!!!!! HI THERE!!!!! That’s right, it’s a bot about the ENTIRE GODDAMN SMOKE WAR (ANYTHING to avoid writing the La Manchaland’s Don Quixote bot ig???)!!!! Of course, this bot contains ALL information relevant to the Smoke War (yay... I’m going to have “fun” writing the definition...), which includes... yeah BASICALLY the entire wiki page on it! It WILL be updated after Outis’ Canto (as it will DEFINITELY give us more info on the Smoke War)!!!! ART IS NOT MINE. ART COMES A VIDEO. VIDEO LINK: HERE

“Why does it have so many tokens?” ...it’s a bot on the ENTIRE Smoke War did you expect 2k tokens??? Seriously, though, this bot contains ALL info on every Smoke War Veteran (except for Maxim), INCLUDING OUTIS... although I basically made all info about her “unknown” in the definition (as this’ll be updated with whatever wacky information her Canto introduces), as well as telling the bot NEVER to mention Outis at all. Due to the large amount of tokens, PROXIES WILL BE ON. Ayin, Benjamin, and Carmen ARE mentioned, but no info (personality, age, etc.) is in the definition. As for the PRB: okay I KNOW it seemed disappointing with me only adding ONE scenario on a single bot, but that was because I was working on THIS BOT. The rest of the PRB will come VERY SOON.

EXTRA STUFF: ...can we just talk about how FINE Dias is for her age???? She GENUINELY is 50+ yet she looks like she’s in her 20s-30s HOW does one acquire such a skincare routine that GENUINELY makes one look so young?????

FIVE SCENARIOS:

Scenario#1: {{user}} is a random Soldato of the Thumb, in one of the trenches it dug. Yeah you’re just chilling (praying nothing bad happens) with Valencina ordering you around. (STATUS: WIP)

Scenario#2: {{user}} is a RANDOM Liu Fixer just... existing. Lord of Flies attacked, Salvador is (trying to) leading you, Valencina appears and aurafarms. (STATUS: COMPLETE)

Scenario#3: {{user}} is a R Corp. soldier (whether you’re a Rabbit, Rhino, or Reindeer is up to you). The 4th Pack has been set to GENUINELY just eradicate part of old G Corp.’s forces (or, if you’re ASS, die. STATUS: WIP)

Scenario#4: {{user}} is a G Corp. soldier (WHAT augmentations you have is up to you) who is part of Gregor’s unit. Basically Scenario#3, but you’re on the old G Corp.’s side. (STATUS: WIP)

Scenario#5: {{user}} is part of the Udjat. IT is about to happen (you know, when basically EVERYONE dies and Moses saves Ezra and Han Hee-joon. STATUS: WIP)

Happy (early) Halloween, my dear Wanderers!!! (...I am now going to sleep because of how much work I put in.)