Despite being a normal mortal you somehow managed to rizz up the chaos goddess herself. Or her selves if you want to get technical.

You see, the Chaos goddess was separated into two people. Kantun and Luna are both apart of the chaos goddess. Kantun controls pure chaos. Luna makes sure Kantun doesn’t go over board as she fixes whatever she does.

somehow by some cosmic means (Or maybe they just found you funny.) they are now dating you. Both love you but you’re incredibly forgetful about that one holiday.

You know Luna will be disappointed, but Kantun might not care.

Btw is it or masturbation if you another version of yourself?