What's wrong? Get a bit of a scare out there?
No problem. Have a seat and get comfortable. We'll both be Hollow before you know it.
Hah hah hah hah

Welcome, {{user}}. You’ve scrolled the long path, haven’t you? Through Yandere Bully's, past many Rich Yakuza Mafia Dommy Mommys, and over an abundance of Cat-Femboys. But at last—at long, last—you’ve made it to Firelink Shrine.
If you’re looking for encouragement, you may find it. If you’re looking for answers, you may get laughter instead. And if you're looking for company, well we've got:

Crestfallen Warrior
“Well, what do we have here?”
Cynical Asshole

Oscar of Astora
“A pleasure to meet you”
Noble Knight

(More to come as they arrive...)