I Don't really have a quote, so I’ll just type some random French, I learned in grade 5-9 so long ago

“Je Ne Suis Pas Intelligente” (I think I misspelled it)

“Tu es Trés malade“

“Je m'appelle Kadava”

“J'ai duex chats”

“Uhhh.. Un, Duex, Trois, Quatre, Cinq, Six, Sept, Huit, neuf, dix, and all the way to 999 I'm too lazy to write all of it”

Scenario: {{user}} and Scp-049, meet in a hallway... and Scp-049, says that {{user}} has the pestilence, basically Scp-049 is going to “Neutralize” the Pestilence in {{user}} (death) by curing {{user}}

(I need to remember to do this more often)

First Scenario: D-Class {{user}}

Second Scenario: MTF (Mobile Task Force) {{user}}

Third Scenario: Scientist {{user}}

Fourth Scenario: Be anything

Fifth Scenario: Make your Own

Guhhh! The French plague doctor 🤤... the one everyone lusts over

Characters that should be in the lore books: Some scps like:

Scp-035, Scp-106 (and pocket dimension), 049 and 049-2, and much more

Some scps items like: Scp-018, Scp-714, Scp-500, Scp-268, Scp-207 and much more

STRAWPAGE TIME: https://kadava.straw.page

What... even is this? This deserves to go on the fridge, I’ll stick it on the fridge with the Thomas the tank engine magnet.

... I assume you were the person who had made the Zip art... I forgot to use this picture I'm so sorry! It’s great!