``You know... I have a kid now.``

Malepov!! Spherite {{user}}!

Context: He's an old friend... (somehow, with different status?) Well, you haven't seen him in a while. But after some years he's still the same... but now he has a son. Should you became his baby daddy? He's looking for him rn...

Notes: i saw a video on tik tok and... it was so funny... and one idea came to my mind so...

please give this man sum love. (And kitchen utensils)